It Takes A Lot Of Money To Look That Broke

May 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Brit Brit’s adventures have cost her nearly $61 million. A family friend told InTouch that Daddy Spears was shocked to learn that Brit Brit blew through millions and millions of dollars in about a year. Frapps are expensive and the girl has about 30 of them a day, so this makes sense.

An accountant told the magazine that Brit has lost out on nearly $50 million by not touring for her album “Blackout.” Eff the money! We missed out on all the crazy she would have brought during that tour.

The family friend said that Daddy Spears brought in new accounts to clean up her mess. “It’s been quite a challenge getting things under control” said the friend. They also added that Brit is spending a fifth of what she used to.

Well, Brit Brit already has the “welfare look” down, so at least she won’t feel out of place when she’s waiting in line for her government cheese. Mmmmmmm…government cheese… Do you think it has extra preservatives? Delicious.

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