Diddy’s Star

May 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Sean Combs aka Diddy aka Puff Daddy aka Whateverthefuckhisnameis received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today for his achievements in maintaining the sexy and white suit-wearing. The dude does know how to wear a white suit. I’m disappointed that Diddy didn’t have the streets shut down. Shit, the city shut down. Hell, the whole state of California shut down.

Diddy was joined by Kim Porter, his mama, her sad wig, Jamie Foxx and his twinsies. After the ceremony, I hope Kim took Mama Combs wig shopping down Hollywood Blvd. That thing looks like it was soaked in lard water and then left to dry on the pavement.

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