Chloe Lattanzi Covers Britney’s “Toxic”

May 2, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

This was the look on Chloe Lattanzi’s face after Larry Rudolph chose Brit Brit’s “Toxic” as her next song to perform on “Rock the Cradle“. Awww…Chloe. Don’t pout. Seriously, don’t pout, because something might leak out of your lips.

Chloe said that doing a Britney Spears song made her feel sick. Now she knows how I feel after watching her perform! Sick in a good way. Chloe makes me vomit with a smile. Anyway, Chloe’s overall performance of “Toxic” was pretty……..boooring. Larry Rudolph fucked her up! Gone was the Chloe I’ve come to know and love. The Chloe that looks like she’s just crawled out of the depths of hell.

Chloe was joined on stage by some tied up dude. I’m pretty sure that’s what she does to her dates anyway. After she ties them up, she sings in front of them. Talk about ultimate torture.

Below is a clip of Chloe performing “Toxic.” At the beginning of the clip, Chloe bonds with her daddy in his teepee. The teepee he lives in. You know they do some crazy voodoo shit in there.

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Tags: Reality TV, Truly Awful Music

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