Brit Brit Is Kentwood Bound

May 2, 2008 / Posted by:

Jamie Lynn’s baby shower is tomorrow and Brit Brit will be there! That’s if she doesn’t hijack the plane and force the pilot to take her to the Starbucks Headquarters in Seattle. I haven’t the see the girl without a Frapp in ages. You know her veins are starting to pop from not being fed the right stuff.

An insider told Life & Style that Jamie Lynn’s baby shower will be held at Lynn’s house. Daddy Spears gave the OK for Brit to attend. The insider added, “At first, Jamie [Brit’s dad and also her guardian these days] didn’t think it was a good idea for Brit to go. He thought it might create chaos in Kentwood, and he wasn’t sure he wanted to put Jamie Lynn — or Britney — in the middle of that. Britney can’t travel without Jamie’s permission, so she worked really hard to talk him into it; it was so important for her to be there for her little sister. He finally gave in, knowing it’d be good for Brit and Jamie Lynn to finally see each other.”

I smell something fishy and it’s not Brit’s panty pudding. She’s going to sabotage Jamie Lynn’s special day!

Brit’s going to show up wearing a fake pregnancy bump. She’s going to tell everyone how “awesome and cool” it was for them to attend her shower. Then she’s going to devour all the chocolate from the diapers that were set aside for the poopy game.

Barbara Jean better get that shit on video and upload it to YouTube! I don’t know who Barbara Jean is, but I’m sure they have a cousin or two with that name.

Here’s some pictures of Jamie Lynn with a huge bump holding a puppy yesterday. You know puppy is rolling its eyes.

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