You Can’t Blame A Pothead For Trying

May 1, 2008 / Posted by:

21-year-old Charles Fuller waltzed into a bank in Forth Worth, TX last week with a smile on his face and a check in his hand. Charlie (I feel like I can call him that) presented the bank teller with a check he wished to cash. The check was made out to him for $360,000,000,000.00. Yes, $360 billion.

The banker teller, being the genius that she is, excused herself to call the check holder. The check holder is the mother of Charlie’s girlfriend. She denied giving him a check, let alone a check for $360 billion.

Charlie was arrested. When police searched him, they found 2 ounces of weed and a gun. He was charged with fraud and also faces charges for unlawfully carrying a weapon and possession of marijuana.

Charlie told the police his girlfriend’s mother gave him the money to start a record label. Hmmm….he can call it Dumb Bitch Records!

Charlie should have been a little more realistic. He knew very well his girlfriend’s mother was a few dollars short of $360 billion. He should have scratched out her name and written KING TUT. I guarantee you the bank would have cashed it.


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