Wino Loves Peen

May 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino has already been accused of cheating on her beloved Blaaake with Blake II and Alex Haines. There’s a third penis in the mix. Wino has been knocking genitals with Pete Doherty’s bandmate, Mick Whitnall. The Sun reports that Mick has been bragging to friends about sexing Wino and has told them about a birthmark she has an intimate place. That’s not a birthmark! That’s a pipe burn from the time she tried to smoke crack through her snatch!

A source said that Mick claims they’ve done it a couple of times, “It’s always supposed to have happened when they’ve been on a bender. Telling people about her birthmark is his way of proving it happened. It’s male bravado.”

You shouldn’t admit that you’ve done Wino. That kind of talk will get you quarantined.

Even though Wino has been fucking with all these tools, a friend said her heart really belongs to Alex. Wino went to see Blaaake in the chokey yesterday and even showed off a “love bite” to the paps. The friend said that’s just her way of keeping Blaaake calm while he’s in there.

Since when has Wino become such a slut? It’s like she’s recently discovered that a little coke on the peen makes the vag tingle in a good way.

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