Last night, I was enjoying my evening with a delicious Hostess Sno-Ball (I eat a lot of those) and a little Letterman when Heidi Montag popped up on my screen looking like a banged up homecoming queen. No, she wasn’t on to take part Stupid Pet Tricks either. She was on to promote…well…fuck! I really don’t know why she was on.
Heidi talked about that stupid sex tape thing and how their show isn’t fake. What I really wanted her to talk about was why she’s such a dumb bitch. Honestly, this sex tape shit is so stupid. It’s a fake sex tape starring fake people that was not made to promote a fake reality show. I’m confusing myself. Heidi and Spencer’s douche faces do that to me sometimes.
I guess this is why Letterman is paid the big bucks. He’s forced to deal with plastic twats like this. At least he knew her name. I was expecting him to call her Paris Jameson Reid. All those hos are the same.
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Chrissy Crocker Heidi on Letterman. Only watch them if you need to punish yourself for something you did earlier.