What The Hell Was She Doing On Letterman?

May 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Last night, I was enjoying my evening with a delicious Hostess Sno-Ball (I eat a lot of those) and a little Letterman when Heidi Montag popped up on my screen looking like a banged up homecoming queen. No, she wasn’t on to take part Stupid Pet Tricks either. She was on to promote…well…fuck! I really don’t know why she was on.

Heidi talked about that stupid sex tape thing and how their show isn’t fake. What I really wanted her to talk about was why she’s such a dumb bitch. Honestly, this sex tape shit is so stupid. It’s a fake sex tape starring fake people that was not made to promote a fake reality show. I’m confusing myself. Heidi and Spencer’s douche faces do that to me sometimes.

I guess this is why Letterman is paid the big bucks. He’s forced to deal with plastic twats like this. At least he knew her name. I was expecting him to call her Paris Jameson Reid. All those hos are the same.

Click here to see all the clips of Chrissy Crocker Heidi on Letterman. Only watch them if you need to punish yourself for something you did earlier.

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