What a bitch, she kept him like that for 2 years! – El Bastardo
When Billy told his friends that he took so long in the restroom because he was getting some head, well I guess he wasn’t lying. – The Wives Club
Bob decided he really wanted to live a dog’s life.. and that means drinking from the toilet too. – KT
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