Rodman Arrested

Dennis Rodman was arrested last night on suspicion of domestic abuse. Surprised? Me neither.

Rodman’s manager told TMZ that Dennis and his girlfriend had too much to drink last night. When they got back to their hotel in Century City, they started arguing and Dennis grabbed her by the arm, leaving a bruise. The hotel’s security got involved and called the po po.

Officers learned that Rodman hit the woman, so they took him into custody. He posted $50,000 bail and was released 5 hours later. His court date has been set for May 22nd.

Rodman’s manager said Dennis will check into rehab once he gets back into Florida. He said Dennis’ drinking, “has been escalating in the last six weeks due to a nasty divorce and not seeing his children in over two months.”

I forgot his crazy ass has kids! He has a son named D.J. and a daughter named Trinity.

Dennis is really getting too old for this kind of nonsense. Why do people have to fuck up their buzz by getting into fights? That’s disrespecting the booze! Have a good time, let the booze do its work and keep it chill. Respect the booze!