No Pre-Nup!?

May 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Earlier, it was reported that Mimi had went and did a dumb thing by marrying Nick Cannon. Sources have confirmed to The New York Post that she is indeed married. Mimi’s rep still hasn’t confirmed. This is like Beyonce’s wedding all over again.

A source close to Mimi said she married without a pre-nup, because “there wasn’t time.” The bitch can kiss her 3,000 square foot closet goodbye, because this marriage is not going to last. Another source said they have only been dating for one month. “They have been smitten with each other for days, weeks. And she’s always had a crush on him.”

When you have a crush on someone, you fuck them! You don’t marry them. Shit, you don’t even kiss them. That’s too complicated. You get on, get off and get out!

The wedding was supposedly held at Mimi’s home in the Bahamas yesterday.

She better have worn the dress above or else! Seriously, Mimi must be majorly dickmatized.

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