Mayer Blogs About His New Haircut

May 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston’s new maybe man, John Mayer, got his haircut in NYC yesterday and blogged about it. On his blog, John said his new haircut was inspired by Michael J. Fox, Shaun Cassidy, Mary Lou Retton and Kristy McNichol. John is trying to make the joke before anybody else does.

He wrote, “Today I set off on my newest project; to grow and maintain an authentic ’80s style feathered haircut. It’s something I’ve wanted to do for some time and I’m very excited to bring this amazing look into today’s pop culture landscape.

Yup, he’s the perfect douche for Aniston. She probably laughs till she pees at jokes like that. Well, she would laugh at his jokes even if she didn’t think he was funny, because she wants to keep him around. Her bio clock already went off and she’s out of snoozes.

Page Six reports that John went out in NYC on Sunday night and was very well behaved. A source said, “He just hung out with his friends, and wasn’t flirting with any girls.” He wasn’t flirting with them, because he’s already done them. He’s a major whore!

Awww….I hope this is one the for Aniston. You know she’s already pasting her face and John’s face on to wedding pictures in magazines. She puts it up on her “inspiration boardl” along with pictures of what she wants her baby to look like.

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