Knocked Up? Sure, Why Not?

May 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Beyonce is pregnant and that’s the reason why she “rushed” her wedding to Jay-Z. That’s what a source told Hollyscoop.

The source said, “Beyonce is 100% pregnant.” They claims Beyonce and Jay-Z got married so quickly because of her strong Christian beliefs.

I’m glad she’s 100% pregnant! Imagine if she was 25% pregnant? That would have been odd and very uncomfortable for her. And didn’t her Christian beliefs tell her it’s wrong to get it in the coot before marriage?

This is the thing, if it’s not wedding rumors, it’s baby rumors. If it’s not baby rumors, it’s break-up rumors. Rinse and repeat!

If Beyonce isn’t knocked up, she should really consider adopting a needy child. The needy child I’m talking about is Solange.

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