Javier Bardem Is Sleepy

May 1, 2008 / Posted by:

I need a bottle of Sominex, a book of lullabies, a sexy sheep costume, a BeautyRest body pillow and a Gloworm, because Javier Bardem is exhausted. He needs my help.

Variety reports that Javier has dropped out of the film “Nine,” because he needs his beauty sleep.

Javier was supposed to play the lead role in the film adaptation of the stage musical about a director and the women in his life. It is loosely based on Fellini’s 8 1/2.

Penny Cruz, Marion Cotillard and Sophia Loren have already signed on to star in the movie for director Rob Marshall. Nicole Kidman and Judi Dench are still in negotiations.

Javier’s people said he loved the script and wanted to work with Rob, but he’s just too exhausted from work and awards seasons. He needs a full year of rest.

They need to cancel that shit. Sorry. The movie cannot go on without Javier! The only other man that can play Guido Contini is Pete Doherty and he’s busy right now.

Don’t worry Javier! I’m coming! Watch this video while you wait for me. It will make you feel sleepy and safe.

Source – Image: GMIU

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