House Of Sin!

What the hell is going on at Rob Lowe’s house? It’s a house of sluts and sin! A second former nanny has filed a lawsuit accusing Rob’s wife, Sheryl Lowe, claiming sexual harassment.

Laura Boyce worked for the Lowes for 7 months last year. She claims Sheryl walked around naked, asked how big her boyfriend’s dick was and talked about her sex life. Laura also claims Sheryl used the “n” word to describe who boyfriend, who was an NBA player. Laura also said Sheryl once told her over the phone to not “got strep throat from sucking ni***r dick. I mean black dick.” AND…if that isn’t enough, Laura said Sheryl would take about her children’s penises too.

Sheryl still looks like Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit to me, so this is all very strange. I picture Fishsticks saying all of this nastiness.

Earlier this month, the Lowes filed lawsuits against Laura and two other former employees for allegedly trying to extort $1.5 million from them.

The Lowes’ lawyer issued a statement to People Magazine saying that Gloria Allred (Laura’s attorney) wants to drag Sheryl and the children into this mess to try and strengthen their already shitty case.. “Although framed as a sexual harassment claim against both Sheryl and Rob Lowe, the cross-complaint alleges only words by Sheryl and never mentions any words or conduct by Rob whatsoever. The alleged statements by Sheryl are totally unrelated to, and do not provide any support for, Gibson’s claims against Rob.”

The God Warrior needs to get into the Lowes home and rid that joint of dark-sidedness and unholiness. Everything’s ungodly in the Lowes household!

And where is the video or audio proof?! It wouldn’t have been hard for Laura to record Gwyneth Paltrow in a fat suit saying this shit! Something in the milk ain’t clean.