Fishy Has Nothing To Say About Brangelina

May 1, 2008 / Posted by:

Fishsticks Paltrow has been everywhere promoting that “Iron Man” movie, so it was just a matter of time before someone asked her about her ex, Brad Pitt. OK! Magazine popped the question to Fishy at her movie’s Hollywood premiere last night. They asked her if she had any well wishes for Brad, Angelina and their unborn chosen ones. Fishy answered, “No!” Throw that Fishy back in the water. What a grouch.

Fishy is just playing it safe. She knows that if says anything slightly negative, her life would be in danger. The Brangaloonies would swoop in and skin Fishy alive.

Here’s Fishy wearing my mom’s jumpsuit from the 70s last night. That jumpsuit is making it look like her crotch is in her stomach.

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