This Is Exactly What Richie Sambora Doesn’t Need

April 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Now that Bret Michaels has found fake love with Ambre Lake on “Rock of Love 2,” that leaves the piece of trash reality show without a star. OK! Magazine is reporting that Vh1 has approached Richie Sambora about starring in the 3rd season of the show.

An insider said, “He’s perfect for TV. If you thought Bret (Michaels) was must see TV, you ain’t seen anything yet. Richie is going to be a train wreck looking for love.”

Yes, this is exactly what this drunk bitch needs. He obviously needs to be locked up in a house with a whole lot of booze and a whole lot of skanks. This shit will be more like “Celebrity Rehab,” because we’ll be witnessing Richie Sambora choking on his own vomit from too much boozing. The challenges will include, “Who can make Richie the best hangover shake?” and “Who can drive Richie home drunk without being pulled over?

That being said, I will definitely watch this.


Thanks Jen

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