Karina Smirnoff Ice has denied that she’s split with AC Slater and that she’s moving out of his house in Los Angeles.
Karina told UsWeekly, “You know, everybody goes through ups and downs in their relationships. That’s kind of a given, and it’s normal. But Mario and I are going strong. We are totally fine – and I’m not moving out! You guys will be the first to know if I’m moving out.”
Shouldn’t Mario be the first one to know if she’s moving out! That ice bitch! This is probably what happened. Smirnoff Ice saw that her arch rival Cheryl Burke was getting more attention, because her partner got injured. Ok, I don’t know if they are arch rivals, but they are in my head. Smirnoff Ice created this break-up rumor to take the shine off of Cheryl Burke!
In other news, I’m the only person on the planet that gives a possum’s ass about all of this. Speaking of possums, doesn’t Smirnoff Ice sort of look like one?