April 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Yeah, this isn’t shocking. I lied to you. Anyway…….

Angelina Jolie wasn’t always a world saving, orphan adopting saint. She does have a past and The National Enquirer claims the past might come back to haunt her. A videotape from the 90s of Angie Jo allegedly doing heroin is up for sale! Shit. Can’t a bitch do heroin in peace? Does there always have to be a camera involved? I’m waiting for the day celebrity “taking a shit” videos start making the rounds.

The Enquirer reports that the tape’s owner wants $70,000. A source said the tape is from the 90s around the time of “Gia.” The source went on to say, “The key part of the tape is Angelina doing heroin. She says, ‘Wow, this is really good smack – not that cheap crap that’s been stepped on.’ Angelina is seen sniffing white lines from a plate, and then as the drug cooks on tinfoil, she deeply sucks in its smoke through a tube.”

Angie Jo has been open about her drug use in the past. She’s admitted in interviews to doing coke, heroin, blah….blah… Now she gets high on saving the world. Barf and boring.

Back to the celebrity shitting thing. I think a video of Angie taking a dump would be more shocking than a video of her smoking heroin in the 90s. I mean Saint Angie doesn’t shit. I refuse to believe it.


Thanks Reanna

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