Scientology Boot Camp Sounds Fun

April 30, 2008 / Posted by:

Think about it. Scientology boot camp is probably filled with a bunch of suppressed homos that are just aching to get their jaws around any cock and ass. Throw in a few dozen bottles of barley water and you’ve got yourself a party right there. Eff prison! I’m going to break into Scientology boot camp.

Star Magazine claims Katie Holmes recently spent 3 days at Gold Base, the Scientology compound in Hemet, CA. An inside source said she went through serious tests and purification sessions. Tommy Girl banished Katie to the compound, because she wanted to go to NYC by herself and star on Broadway.

The source said the boot camp includes, “various tests, confession sessions, tons of reading and physically challenging purification processes. Tom insists that auditing and purification practices are incredibly beneficial to Scientologists at all levels.” One of the auditing sessions reportedly lasts 36 hours with little sleep and food.

No wonder Katie always looks like Skeletor’s penis. The bitch is girl and hungry.

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