Yup, that’s Tater Head in the picture above. You can barely tell, because she’s covering up her….umm..best feature. I wonder how that shoot went down. The photographer probably kept yelling at her, “Ok….move your arm down. Just below your mouth…no…above your neck….yeah…um…..just cover your fucking Leno chin! Fuck!”
Tater Head has finally made it! She’s part of People’s World Most Beautiful
In Their Own Minds list. It’s ok, let Rumer have her moment. She’s probably pulling a Phoebe Price today and walking around town showing everyone that someone thinks she’s beautiful! Maybe this is part of Pop Fiction.
Unfortunately Tater Head didn’t make the cover. That honor went to Kate Hudson. They should have just put up a picture of fried cheese. That would have made the cover more attractive, exciting and delicious.
The list also includes:
Salma Hayek – YES! But it really should have been “Salma Hayek’s Chichis!”
Sarah Silverman – Yeah, why not?
Christina Applegate – Um…sure!
Eva LongWHORIA & Tony Parker – Blech! More like the world’s fakest bitches!
The Gossip Girl Cast – The cast of the “Golden Girls” would have been better
Julianne Moore – DUH!
Jason Taylor – Fuck yes! This dude can piss in my ear anytime.
Vanessa Hudgens – Slut!
Miley Cyrus – Slut!
MiserAlba & Cash Warren – See my notes for Tony & Eva
Where the hell is La Paquena, Phoebe Price, Shauna Sand, Carrot Top, Pete Doherty and Wino?! This list is shit!