Lesbians Want Their Name Back!

April 30, 2008 / Posted by:

This post has nothing to do with Cynthia Nixon and Rojo Caliente, but they are my favorite lesbians and that’s what this story is about.

Three residents of the Greek island of Lesbos are suing the Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Greece for over the use of the word “Lesbian.” The three residents want a judge to force the organization to change their name. They said the group’s use of the word “insults the identity of the people of Lesbos, who are also known as Lesbians.”

Dimitris Lambrou, one of the plaintiffs, said, “My sister can’t say she is a Lesbian. Our geographical designation has been usurped by certain ladies who have no connection whatsoever with Lesbos.”

Hahaha! He just said his sister is a Lesbian! So is he!

Dimitri went on to say, “This is not an aggressive act against gay women. Let them visit Lesbos and get married and whatever they like. We just want (the group) to remove the word lesbian from their title.” This bitch has no idea who he’s fucking with. You don’t mess with lesbians. They will eff you the hell up. Trust me.

A spokeswoman for the group said, “This affair is totally ridiculous.”

I want to move to Lesbos, so I can be a gay Lesbian! I would get the great label without having to eat coochie. I would even get some sort of discount at Home Depot.

Those three dumb bitches need to get their pussies eaten, listen to some Indigo Girls and shut the hell up. It’s not that serious. Spread the Lesbian love!

Source: USA Today

Thanks Anna

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