JLo’s Show Is Going To Suck So Hard

April 30, 2008 / Posted by:

JLo’s new show for TLC isn’t being called a reality show. Shit, it shouldn’t even be called a show. JLo’s manager told People that the show will not feature Skeletor or the Dragon Tales twins. The show will only be about JLo’s new crappy ass perfume.

Her manager said, “The recent show Jennifer Lopez plans to produce for TLC is not a reality show. It’s a show that will track the creation, production and eventual launch of a new fragrance. Jennifer will appear in a creative, entrepreneurial capacity and will absolutely not feature her children and family life.”

Wow. How fucking riveting. I’d rather spend the evening scrubbing bathroom grout than watching this borefest. Seriously, scrubbing grout is very therapeutic. You should try it sometime.

Anyway, it sounds like her show is going to stink as bad as her new perfume. It’s smart not to call it a reality show since there’s nothing real about this fake bitch.

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