What The Hell Is In Paula’s Coca-Cola Cup?!

April 29, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Somebody please tell me the recipe for Paul Abdul’s crazy juice! I seriously want whatever she’s drinking, because the woman is in another dimension. She should bottle that shit. I would buy a lifetime supply. Fuck water. I need Paula juice to stay alive.

Paula effed up majorly on “American Idol” when she judged Jason Castro for two songs even though he had only just sung his first song. All 5 bitches sang 2 songs each. Paula gave semi-negative comments to both songs. Randy had to let Paula know that they were only judging the first song. Nudge…nudge…Paula tried to save it by saying the second comments she gave to Jason were meant for David Cook. The problem there was, she gave David a generic “that was fantastic” comment. She said nothing negative about David.

I’m guessing the judges write down comments during dress rehearsals. When Gaycrest called on Paula to judge Jason, she was too busy riding on a golden unicorn through the crystal clouds that she didn’t realize they were only judging the first song, so she started rattling off all her notes. The woman is amazing. I want to sit in the desert with her and drink from her Coca-Cola cup.

Tags: Paula Abdul

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