Jessica Walter Joins 90210

Jessica Walter from “Arrested Development” will play the 1970s faded movie star, Tabitha Mills, in the CW’s remake of Beverly Hills 90210. The Ausiello Scoop reports that Tabitha is the drunk granny of the show’s central teen characters. Lori Loughlin has already been cast as Tabitha’s daughter.

The cast also includes Ryan Eggold, AnnaLynne McCord, Dustin Milligan and Shenae Grimes. Producers are still talking to Jennie Garth about reprising her role as that slutbitchwhoreskankuglytramp Kelly Taylor.

This is turning out to be a truly random and hilarious cast. The hot bitch from “Play Misty for Me” and Aunt Becky from “Full House” in the same cast together? This is going to be a mess like Kelly Taylor’s life! You know, I was doing some reading on Kelly Taylor today (SHUT UP) and that bitch was raped, shot at, addicted to drugs, joined a cult, had a miscarriage, went to rehab, was stalked by another rehab patient and got caught in a burning house. She also shot at her rapist and got amnesia. The bitch had problems.

Here’s a classic clip of show’s shining star, Brenda Waslh, fantasizing about murdering Kelly and Dylan.