Harsh

April 29, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Truth be told, I totally adore Haylie Duff. I always root for the underdog of the family. Underdog is just a nice way of saying “fuglier and less talented.” Haylie is also the older Duff sister which fucks up nature.

The young sister always lives in the shadow of the hotter, older bitch. Beyonce and Solange. Jessica and Ashlee. Michelle and DeeDee. I take that back. La Toya Jackson is way hotter than Janet and she’s older.

Fuck Hilary! Haylie’s career needs a little attention. If they ever do a “Friends” movie, she can play Janice’s fuglier and slower little sister.

Here’s Haylie and her sister at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of “War Inc.” last night. It’s Hilary’s movie. Haylie is just there to stuff some bar snacks into her purse for dinner this week. Well, the bitch doesn’t work often!

Tags: Duffs, Would You Hit It?

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