Gayken’s Coming Out Song?

April 29, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Clay Gayken’s ginger ass was on QVC last night hawking his CD that only Claymates will buy. Gayken sang several songs from his new album, “The Real Me ~~Is A Fruitcake~~.” MTV Newsroom thinks that one tune he sang during the QVC show might be his “coming out” song.

Some of the lyrics to the song “The Real Me” go:

But you see the real me
Hiding in my skin, broken from within
Unveil me completely
I’m loosening my grasp
There’s no need to mask my frailty
Cause you see the real me

Painted on, life is behind a mask
Self-inflicted circus clown
I’m tired of the song and dance
Living a charade, always on parade…

Sure, he could be singing it to a big, juicy cock. I picture him singing it to his limited-edition Cabbage Patch Snuggle Beans doll. Snuggle Beans really does see the real Gayken.

Wait…..he sings about sad clowns? Gayken knows how to get to me! Don’t be a sad circus clown, Gayken! I’ll kiss your foreskin if it makes you feel better. I know, gross. Well! I don’t want him to be a sad clown!

The clip of Gayken singing about a sad clown (tears) is below:

Tags: Clay Aiken

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