A Love That Could Have Been

April 29, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Cher dated Tom Cruise back in the 80s when she was 39 and he was 23. Cher thinks it could have been a “great big romance” if their schedules didn’t fuck it up. Sorry, but that phrase the word gay in it. “Great big gay romance.” There, that’s better.

Cher told Oprah in an interview airing next month that she was “crazy about him.” She went on to say, “He was shy. He said he felt like such a boob in school and nobody talked to him. We went on a date once for dinner in a New York restaurant and the waitress was from his old school. He told me she never talked to him back in school, but now he was recognized he got all her attention.”

The romance went on for several months and ended after Tommy met Mimi Rogers. He went on to marry Mimi. Mimi introduced Tommy to Scientology and the rest is Xenu history.

Tommy was just using Cher to get to her wig collection. Picturing Tom Cruise sexing up Cher is probably the gayest image that will ever be created in my head. This just proves that the crazy alien is a big ass mo.

Tags: Flavor of Love, Gay, Nicole Kidman, TomKat

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