This Shit Will Be Boring

April 28, 2008 / Posted by:

I have no idea what Tommy Girl is whispering into Oprah’s ear in the picture above. My guess is that he’s telling her Xenu has a big dick. So……as you know, Tommy Girl is returning to the scene of the couch-jumping incident. Oprah will interview Tommy in two-parts. YES! Two-parts of crazy. The first part will air this Friday and features an already taped interview at Tommy’s Telluride, CO. estate.

E!’s Marc Malkin reports that Oprah said they talk about Scientology, the couch-jumping incident and Tommy’s crazed Matt Lauer debacle. Oprah also said that Tommy gave her a ride on his “snowmobile.” How exciting. NOT.

I really hope Oprah also throws water on Suri to see if she malfunctions.

The second part of the interview will be taped at Oprah’s studio in Chicago. That shit will air on May 5th and the focus will be the 25th Anniversary of “Risky Business.

I’m not expecting much from this two-part mess. It’s going to be watered down and highly edited. Who cares about his stupid ass snowmobile? I want to see his Xenu butt plug and Scientology sex dungeon. They should have brought Jenny Jones out of forced retirement to conduct this interview. That bitch asks the tough questions. Where the hell is Jenny Jones anyway?

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