Most new brides spend their wedding night having awkward, drunken sex with their new groom. Not 25-year-old Christa Wielechowski. She spent her wedding night in jail! Christa’s new husband, 32-year-old Dr. David M. Wielechowski, also spent his wedding night locked up.
It all started after the wedding. The Post Gazette reports that the Wielechowskis checked into the Holiday Inn in Ross, PA and began arguing before they even got into their room. The police complaint reads that Dr. David “then used a karate-style kick with his leg to kick Christa, knocking her to the floor.” Wax on! Wax off! Damn. Did Mr. Miyagi teach him those moves?
Two guests heard the commotion outside and decided to help. They tried to calm Dr. David, but he started beating on their asses. Instead of helping her rescuers, Christa joined her husband in beating them down. The fight continued into the elevator and then into the lobby. Okay…who the hell pushed the button for the lobby while they were fighting?
When they got to the lobby, Dr. David grabbed a metal planter and threw it at the two rescuers. After the fight finally ended, the rescuers were left with cuts, a knocked out tooth and a possible broken thumb. Dr. David should fix that tooth on the house! He’s a dentist. Around $1,000 worth of damage was caused to the hotel.
Dr. David and Christa were both charged with simple assault, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct. She was also charged with public drunkenness. They were arrested on Saturday night and both were released yesterday. Christa left jail in her wedding dress. That is so fucking hot.
Seriously, this is a wedding to remember. Christa and Dr. David have the greatest wedding pictures of all time, matching mug shots!