The Wino Is A Slut!

April 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Another day, another Wino drama. Take a hit from the pipe and let’s get started. On Friday, I posted about Wino asking Blaaake for a divorce, because she has a new clean-cut man in her life. The dude is Alex Haynes, her manager’s assistant. People reports that Wino hasn’t decided if she’s going to file for divorce yet.

A sourcie said, “[I] don’t think that anyone who knows them and cares about them doesn’t have an opinion about why they should [split], but it’s not happening now.” Phew. All weekend I kept practicing on screaming Aleeeeeex, but it didn’t have the same crackhead tang as Blaaaaaake does.

The Sun
is reporting that Alex isn’t the first dude Wino has cheated on Blaaaake with. Remember that walking corpse, Blake II (above) ?! Well, apparently she was fucking his dead ass while Blaaaake was in the chokey.

A source said that Wino is sex obsessed. Kelly Osbourne introduced Wino to Blake II, because she thought he would be a good influence on her. Instead, Blake II ended up putting his zombie peen in Wino’s crack hole. The source said the two would do it all the time, “You could hear them down the hall. Her thing with Blake II lasted a few weeks. The pair barely left their room. It’s funny how she bedded the last two people who have been helping to look after her. Amy is sex-mad — and she gets what she wants.”

Sex mad? The bitch is mad in general. If Blake II wasn’t dead before he started boinking Wino, he’s definitely dead now. This explains why Blake II always held his head down. He was traumatized from looking at Wino’s snatch! He was probably blonde and tan before he met Wino. The minute he looked at her vagina, his hair went jet black and his skin turned white. He’ll never be the same again.

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