After seeing the girls of Rock of Love 3, Bret Michaels peen finally grew legs and made a run for it. – Miss Jackson
After being repeatedly abused, Paris Hilton’s cervix goes to a domestic violence shelter. – d rose
Oh hell to the no! I don’t care if it’s only reruns on tonight. I am NOT watching “1 Night In Chyna” ever again!! – Mrs. Potato Head
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