The Billionaire That Got Away

April 28, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Kathy Griffin has split with that rich Apple dude! Think of all the billions of dollars that got away. That makes me cry.

Kathy told UsWeekly that she’s just friends with Steve Wozniak now. The two started dating last year. Kathy went on to say, “I got an email last week from him, and he is going to marry someone else… I think he might be married. I don’t really know that for sure, though.” Kathy! How the fuckity hell did this happen? She’s letting some other bitch take her treasure!

Kathy had the winning lottery ticket in her hands and she didn’t cash it! She should have taken Steve to Vegas, gotten him drunk and married his ass without a prenup! It’s easy. They do it on soap operas all the time.

There’s no way I would let that much money get away from my ass. You may call it being a dirty ass gold digger, but……ok…you would be right to call me that. There’s nothing wrong with it! When life hands you a billionaire, you fuck him dumb, take his money and get the hell out of there!

Here’s Kathy with Jackie Warner at the GLAAD Media Awards this past weekend.

Tags: Drunks, Kathy Griffin, Splits

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