JLove Doesn’t Want To Be A Summer Bride

April 28, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

JLove is planning to marry Ross McCall soon, but it won’t be this Summer. Shit! I was really hoping she would get married in a bikini. I love the headlines those last bikin pictures brought.

JLove said, “It won’t be a summer wedding. I won’t be a sweaty bride! We are still planning the wedding and haven’t set a date yet. But it’ll still be small and intimate.” Um…something tells me her ass would even sweat in Winter.

At least JLove is thinking about the weather. Outdoor Summer weddings are like fucking death. At Summer weddings they always hand you a little hand fan like that’s going to keep you cool. Fuck that! I want a portable air conditioner not some pansy ass fan. My abuelita used to wait in the car during the wedding with air conditioning blasting.

Here’s JLove and her creepy boyfriend walking their pooch the other day. Her boyfriend looks like he just got out of the chokey on child touching charges.

Tags: Jennifer Love Hewitt

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