Jade is seriously one of my favorite movies ever. It’s such a piece of trash. When I was a teenager, I opened a Columbia House account just to get Jade. Remember Columbia House?! That shit was like a dream come true for teenagers. I opened at least a dozen Columbia House accounts under different names. You would get like 10 VHS movies or CDs for like $15 or some shit. The catch was that you had to buy a certain amount of movies or CDs within the year for like $40 each. I would pay the $15 for the 10 movies, but I would never buy anything else. That’s why I would open up a new account. Columbia House definitely has a hit on me.
Anyway, one of Jade’s stars, Angie Everhart, was busted for DUI on Thursday. It’s the next natural step in her career. TMZ reports that Angie was released later that morning on $15,000 bail. She’s due on court May 15th.
Calling Dr. Drew! Looks like we found your next cast member for “Celebrity Rehab 2.”