He’s Too Pretty For Jail

April 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Scotty Weiland was sentenced to 192 hours in jail for his second DUI arrest in November. Scotty wasn’t in court today, but his lawyer entered a no contest please. The judge also ordered him to an 18-month booze program, a $2,000 fine and he will be put on 4-year summary probation.

TMZ reports that Scotty has until May 28th to serve his sentence.

Can I serve his sentence with him? He might need a butthole, I mean shoulder, to cry on. I’ve always had a thing for this Grade A douchebag. Why is that?

While you ponder this question, watch this video of a gay guy getting his $3 weave torn off by a hot fat chick. It seemed appropriate for this post and I’m not sure why.

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