April 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Dear Britney Spears, please do something crazy! Miley Cyrus is getting too much attention.

Yes, I’m devoting another post to the Miley Cyrus/Vanity Fair scandal. It’s not much of a scandal now that I think about it and I’ve thought about it way too much. Kathie Lee Gifford (I know, I really shouldn’t watch Today) said that the above picture of Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus is much more disturbing than the semi-topless one. Hey, at least she’s not topless in the one with daddy. Kathie said there is no way she would ever have posed this way with her daddy. Yeah, but you know she has a picture like this with Cody.

You know what’s the most offensive thing about all of this? It’s offensive that these redneck twats are getting this much attention! This is exactly what they wanted. Trish Cyrus is pissed she didn’t get in on the action though. The Cyrus family is saving her for a mother and daughter spread in Playboy when Miley turns 18.

Now, I must punish myself for posting more of this shit. I will spank my ass with a rubber oven mit 25 times. I was going to do that anyway, but at least I have a reason now.

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