This right here sums up why many countries hate America. Heidi and Spencer could definitely be the poster children of the “Hate America” campaign. They are totally living the American dream. Only in America can two dumb whores with the combined IQ of a dirty tampon become rich and famous. Well, two dumb whores can become rich and famous in the UK too (Katie & Peter). Too be perfectly honest, I think I’m falling under their spell. They are so fucking ridiculous that it’s kind of amazing. And the best part is that they are totally serious about it. It’s like not they are being ironic. I don’t think they even know the meaning of that word.
Here’s our greatest American heroes giving one of their infamous planned candid photo shoots in DC. I’ve also thrown in Heidi’s twin sissy Chrissy Crocker. She ran all over Robertson Blvd. with a special message for Perez. Hey, it could have been worse. She could have written the message on her power bottom ass.