This Bitch Is Dedicated

April 27, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

You know Marilyn Manson ordered Evan Rachel Wood to scour the vintage stores and replicate Dita Von Teese’s outfit or else! If she doesn’t do it, she’ll have to sleep in the coffin again.

Here’s Dita looking like Lovey Howell as she tried to avoid the sun at the Coachella yesterday.

Dita recently said that she does whatever it takes to keep her baby powder skin from getting tan. She said, “I never go sunbathing. My worst fear is looking down and seeing brown, wrinkly cleavage. It will get white and wrinkly, but there is no need to rush it. I pack vitamins to stop the sun doing anything to me. Some foods accelerate tanning, so I’m very careful about what I eat.” Damn. The woman has dedication. I get up, go piss, put on some sweats and call it a day. Dita probably spends 2 hours picking her outfit and then another 2 hours picking out shit to eat that won’t tan her skin.

Below are some other twats at Coachella including Sienna Miller, Kelly Osbourne, Kimbo Stewart and Melanie Griffith. They don’t hold a candle to Dita’s glamour!

Is it just me or does Melanie look like she’s suffering from cokey mouth?

Tags: Diana Ross, Dita Von Teese, Kelly Osbourne, Kimbo Stewart, Sienna Miller

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