April 27, 2008 / Posted by:

15-year-old Miley Cyrus might have went topless for Vanity Fair with nothing but a sheet covering up underaged nippies The Disney machine keeps producing the prostitutes. This is the opposite of sexy for many reasons. First, she looks like the demon girl from The Ring. Instead of dying a few days after seeing these pictures, you’re probably barfing right now. This shit ain’t right. Vanity Fair: Pedo Edition.

What the fuck is next? Suri Cruise going nude for Vogue? Not into it.

If this shit is real, expect tweens everywhere to copy this pose for their MySpaces. I’m sure Miley’s dumbass parents will say this is “artistic.” I’m sorry, but there’s nothing artistic about Miley. Nothing and that includes these pictures too. The girl looks like a child prostitute. This shit is not a good look.

I guess the girl doesn’t love money that much, because you know Christian rednecks are going to burn her at the stake for this shit. Time to organize that “Hannah Montana” CD burning party!


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