April 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Mimi attended the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of “Tennessee” last night and she wore a ring on her engagement finger! She’s totally engaged to her one true love….herself! I wish she was engaged. 2008 really needs a Mimi wedding. It would be the dream wedding of a 9-year-old girl. Mimi would come in on a unicorn, her bridesmaids would be dressed like butterflies and her groom would be a lamb.

Mimi not only wore what looked like an engagement ring, but she also wore pants! Pants! I had to wipe the hangover from my eyes a bit, because her legs are covered. She’s not wearing a ho dress! It’s a little unsettling.

Da Brat also attended last night. Mimi totally made her show up. Mimi told Da Brat that if she showed up, she can smell Mimi’s dirty panties later. Patrick Stewart also looked shocked that Mimi wasn’t wearing a ho dress. And Zoe Kravitz looks like the saddest girl in the room. She’s starting to look like a little orphan child.

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