“Artistic”

April 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Earlier today, I posted a shot of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus in the new Vanity Fair. The picture was shot by Annie Leibovitz and shows Disney’s #1 whore wearing nothing but a sheet. Miley has issued a statement and said the pictures were meant to be “artistic.”

She said, “I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.

I knew she would play the “artistic” card! She should have just said, “Annie put a gun to my head and made me do it.” It would have been a more believable response.

Disney issued this statement, “The BITCH IS DONE.” No, they said this, “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines.

Manipulate a 15-year-old?! Vanity Fair told the New York Times that her parents were on set the entire time and even saw the pictures. “Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley.”

Miley also told Bruce Handy, the journalist interviewing her, that she loved the photograph. Miley told him, “Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought it was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie. I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way.”

A source told People that Miley’s parents left before that shot was taken. Her grandmother and her teacher were on set, “Miley’s grandmother and her teacher were there when she shot it. Annie convinced them it was going to be artistic. Her parents are mortified. They know this is a learning moment for Miley. The photo suggests that she is [naked], but she is not. She is covered by a sheet, and beneath the sheet she is clothed. Originally, she was in a flesh-colored tank top but was asked to remove it.

Miley’s memaw is a slut! Seriously, it doesn’t matter if she was wearing a chastity belt underneath all that. The photograph is supposed to look like she’s naked which it does.

Honestly, the fact that she looks like the girl from “The Ring” is more disturbing.

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