John Mayer and Jenny Aniston had lunch in Miami yesterday which means she’s either knocked up or they are getting married. Actually, we’re talking about Aniston here, so it’s probably their first and last date. Well!
The GM of the joint they were eating at told People they were very close and their heads almost touched. OMG! He probably witnessed the conception of their first baby together.
I know you’re pulling your pubies out wondering what they had for lunch? She had a “chopped chicken salad, while Mayer had a Serrano ham sandwich which “Jen ate some of.” I’m surprised a food expert wasn’t brought in to tell us what their food choices say about how they feel about one another.
Jen and John were also seen leaving another restaurant later that night. He had his arm around her. He was probably giving her the “It’s not you, it’s me” speech. It was lovely while it lasted.
I bet they met through Facebook. She superpoked him and John actually answered! She probably superpokes everyone though. Check your Facebook. I’m sure you’ve been superpoked by her.