The Wino has been freed from jail! Crackheads rejoice! Wino was released this morning after she was arrested yesterday afternoon for allegedly headbutting one bitch and punching another.
She arrived at the police station yesterday afternoon, but a doctor determined she was “in no state” to be interviewed. She spent the night in a cell and was interviewed this morning. “In no state” is doctor talk for “bitch was higher than Heidi Montag.”
Wino wasn’t charged with anything, but she was given a caution which means the incident will remain on her record.
Wino’s spokesbitch said, “Amy was fully co-operative with inquiries and apologised for the incident. She thanked the police for their professional handling of the matter. There will be no further action taken. Amy is looking forward to continuing her work on new music in the studio.”
Phew! It’s a good thing Wino got out of jail this morning. With Wino, Dreamboat Doherty and Blaaake in the clink, the drug dealers of London were starting to sweat. They were wondering how the hell they were going to pay their mortgage, feed their children and contribute to their IRAs. It’s business as usual now that Wino is out. The drug dealers of the world need her!