Dreamboat Turns To Islam

April 26, 2008 / Posted by:

Dreamboat Doherty is spending his time in prison snorting heroin, staring at the walls, dodging the drug dealers that want to beat his ass and reading the Koran. What?! Reading the Koran? It’s been reported that Dreamy has turned to Islam to help him get through his days in the chokey.

A source said, “He’s been reading the Koran since he went into segregation. He’s got a lot of Muslim friends and they’ve been on at him for ages to study it. Now he’s on his own he’s got time on his hands to study it. I’m surprised how much it has calmed him down as he was very on edge inside. He definitely seems more chilled. He’s lapping it up and really interested in it. I think it’s helping him in there.

Nothing surprises me about this hot crackiehead. It wouldn’t even shock me if Dreamy decided to become a Polygamist wife in Texas. The only thing shocking about this whole story is learning that his ass can read. I’m surprised all the heroin he’s ingested hasn’t destroyed that part of his brain yet.

In the past, Dreamy has also studied Scientology and other cults and religions. Methinks Dreamy is just going through all these cults and religions to find that one that says it’s ok to smoke crack. He should start his own. The Church of Dreamboat!


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