It’s a tie!
No wonder Gary Coleman filed for divorce – bitch was cheating right on top of him. – The C Word
On the next Flavor of Love: Flav is forced to choose between Sarah Jessica Parker and Heidi Montag, but finds himself in over his head when their trainers wind up falling for each other… – Presto Dan
Marcus happily realized that not only can you lead a horse to water, but you can put two dumb, pasty tourists on them and overcharge heftily. – Madam S
Winston realised he was stuck between a Cock and a Hard Face. – Andrew Milne