The Burger King is definitely sharing a pipe with Amy Wino. The BK on crack is the only thing that could explain the reason for this:
FAST food chain Burger King are to serve up the world’s most expensive takeaway – costing a whopping £85 ($170).
There’s no common old meat in this burger. It will contain top-quality Kobe beef from Japan. And instead of ketchup and cheddar, it will be garnished with foie gras – a goose delicacy – and rare blue cheese.
It will be launched in selected branches next month, with London’s upmarket Kensington and Chelsea tipped to get the posh burger first.
Lucy Barett of Marketing Magazine doesn’t think it’s that bad of an idea, “The idea of a burger that no one buys is not as ludicrous as it seems. Burger King will use it to promote a gap in perception between it and McDonald’s. It could lead consumers to reassess the quality of the brand.” Lucy has obviously been taking a few puffs from BK’s pipe too.
First, BK needs to find a cure for their ICEEs turning your shit green. Seriously, their ICEEs will turn your shit bright green like Shrek poop. Those dumb bitches need to figure that shit out before launching new moronic products like this one.