Phoebe Price Must Have Been Busy

April 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Phoebe Price was obviously busy shooting covers for German Vogue, Italian InStyle, Elle Antarctica and Neptune GQ, because she should have posed as Ariel in the new Disney Dream series. She is Ariel! PP has said it herself and she would NEVER tell a lie.

Oh well! Julianne Moore was gracious enough to take PP’s place as Ariel in The Little Mermaid portrait shot by Annie Leibovitz. Butterface Michael Phelps also posed a merman. I really hope he has a horse dick to match his horse face.

Julianne could have posed as Winnie the Pooh and I still would have loved it. The bitch is gold.

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