Pepaw Gets Waxed For The Environment

I didn’t think I’d ever see Indiana Jones getting waxed, but here it is!

65-year-old Harrison Ford had his chest waxed to show the pain involved in deforestation. Harry, who is the vice chair of the global environment group Conservation International, invited Access Hollywood’s cameras in while he was stripped of his pepaw hair.

Harry hopes this will shock people into thinking green.

Getting your chest wax is child’s play. That feels like a massage compared to getting other shit waxed. He needed to get his nut and chode hair ripped off. That’s the kind of pain that will make you see the entire solar system. Your shit will see stars, planets, aliens, spaceships, all that shit!

You know Indy popped a boner when they ripped the strip off. He looks like a kinky motherfucker.