Off To Rehab He Goes!

April 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Naturally, CNN’s Richard Quest has followed up his embarrassing arrest last Friday by checking into rehab. Richie was arrested last week after cops found him wandering in Central Park after park curfew. He admitted to the cops that he was carrying meth. In a search, cops later found a rope around his neck which was tied to his genitals. Oh and they found a sex toy in his shoe too. He’s a walking party!

CNN issued this statement about Richie going into rehab:

“At this time, CNN’s primary concern is for his health and wellbeing. We look forward to Richard returning to CNN International.”

Anderson Cooper issued his own statement, “Better him than me.” He didn’t say that, but someone needs to ask him about this mess.

During Richie’s arraignment last Saturday, he agreed to undergo drug counseling for six months in order to avoid time in jail.

Couldn’t Richie wait until June for Celebrity Rehab 2?! I need him to show me what kind of knot he used to keep the rope around his genitals. I’ve been trying, but I can’t seem to get it right. Richie needs to show me the way.

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