Madonna Looks So…..Surprised

April 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Madonna was on “Today” this morning to discuss her new chicken cutlets. Actually, she was on to talk to creepy Ann Curry about her documentary called “I Am Because We Are.” It’s about orphans in Malawi.

She also talked to Ann about her own experiences with adopting little David Banda. Madge said the adoption process has been difficult, confusing and invasive. She said she has been finger printed 20 times and has had social workers come through her home. Of course it’s fucking difficult! She’s adopting a kid not buying a Volkswagen.

Madge’s faux British accent was intact through the whole interview. You know, it didn’t bother me. I was too distracted with Ann Curry’s creepy soft “interview voice.” The bitch has serial killer voice! It’s the voice you hear after you’ve been kidnapped and tied up at the bottom of a well. The serial killer crawls down, holds you, strokes your hair and tells you in creepy Ann Curry voice that everything will be okay. I’d rather hear Madge’s phoney British accent than Ann’s phoney “I care” voice.

Celebitchy has a transcript of the interview if you care. Below is the video, but let me know if there’s issues with RedLasso. I stopped using that shit, because it was freezing up people’s browsers (including my own). They claim they fixed their shit and I haven’t had a problem, but let me know.

Here’s some pics of Madge’s new face at the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of documentary in NYC last night. I also threw in some Rosie O’Donnell.

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